Taryn, Canada, 18 <3
I blog and stuff.
I blog and stuff.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
ta da
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory)
Wind Waker graduation card.
Threw some Pokémon cards in there for good measure.
*edit* Some people are wondering where to find this. I made it, sorry ((>,<))
top 10 tv ships » 9. Marshall & Lily (How I Met Your Mother)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
specifically old ladies
she real gud at make them dicks
(Source: 0925home)
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
(Source: grindlebone)
girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
(Source: pizzaboats)
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
